Nothing Sucks More Than Me

It’s the only thing I’m good for. Sucking. Like a pig. A trash compacting vacuum. I take it all in. Indiscriminate, insensate, and fully accepting.

My friend tells me that I suck, and that’s why no one comes to my performances.

They tell me that my writing sucks, my cooking sucks, my hair sucks, my kisses suck. But at least that mouth sucks.

It’s the only thing I’m good for. Sucking. Like a pig. A trash compacting vacuum. I take it all in. Indiscriminate, insensate, and fully accepting. It’s why I d…